Karishma singh (ks) - sub inspector

Pushpa singh (ps) - senior head constable

Santosh sharma (ss)- constable

Cheetah chaturvedi (cc) - constable

Ayesha khanna (ak, am) - sho

Thana MPT was, as usual, a battlefield of laughter and arguments.

pj and ks were fighting as always. (Not the serious one)

pj : “haa haa apke bhaiya ne toh bharatiyo ko bina naamak ke samose khilaye the.”

ks: “ab humare bhaiya kaha se beech mai agaye pj...”

ss :” km apka koi bhai bhi hai apne kabhi bataya nahi!”

ayesha khanna enters the thana..

(ak sho of mpt she is sweet and kind and is friendly with her team, she is single. mpt team don't hate her but their relationship with her is just as senior and junior they all respect and she too respects them.)

ak: “kya chal raha hai yaha?”

every one : “jai hind ayesha madam.”

am : jai hind.. “aplog kabhi toh kaam krliya kijiye aur aj naye dsp sir bhi aane wale hai yaad hai na sabko..aur aplog kiya batein lekar baith gayi”. (not rudely, normally as she was used to it.)

ss: “am wo km aur pj roz ki tarah lad rahi thi phir pj ne km ke bhaiya ko bhi beech laliya aur wo log uss baat par lad rahe the.., phir maine km se pucha km apka koi bhai bhi hai! aur phir ap agayi uske baad ka toh sab apko pta hi hai.”

pj km glares ss..

am: ks apka koi bhai bhi hai apne kabhi bataya nahi.

ks: haa am wo..

pj cuts ks in between : haa haa hai na am aur apko pta hai inke bhaiya ne sare bharatiyo ko bina naamak ke samose diye the aur...

ks: kya pj ap humesha samose wali baat le aaati hai jan buch ke nahi kiya tha unhone woh toh bass galti se hogaya tha bhaiya se..

pj: haa haa dekhte hai na khud jab shadi karenge tab aisi galti krte hai ya nahi..

ks : nahi dekh payengi pj ap ye kabhi kyuke bhaiya kabhi shadi nahi krne wale hai..

ss: kyu km apke bhaiya ko kisi ladki ne boht bada dhoka diya tha kiya.

km: koi ladki unhe dhoka toh tab degi na jab wo kisi ladki ka proposal accept karenge... wo toh ladkiyo se dur bhagte hai aur jo bhi ladki unke khareeb ana chahe unhe apni behen bana lete hai..

ss: haww km seede behen bana lete hai par aise kyu?

km: kyuke wo bachpan se sirf desh se pyaar krte hai aur humesha sirf desh se hi pyaar krna chahte hai....college life mai bhi sare ladke jo ladkiyo pe marte the wo ladkiya bhaiya pe marti thi par bhaiya ko kisi se pyaar nahi howa...

ss: km...

am: acha bass kijiye ap sab batein aur kaam pe lagiye.... hum apne cabin mai hai kuch kaam howa toh bula lena..

after sometime ayesha came out of the cabin..

am: ks wo humare khabri ko xyz case ki boht achi lead mili hai toh hum usse milne jarahe hai ap jab tak thana sambhal lijiye ga...

km: par am naye dsp sir anne wale hai na aj..

hm: haa ks hum ajayenge unse pehle..

ks: ji am jai hind..

after sometime ayesha still did not return and dsp came..

as to take everyone attention : jai hind.

ks: anu bhaiya ap yaha?

as: ks maryada ka dhyan rakiye hum yaha apke bhaiya nahi apke uch adikari hai...

everyone : jai hind sir..

ss: km yehi apke bhai hai jin par sari ladkiya marti hai aur ladkiya marengi bhi kyu nahi inpar itne handsome jo hai ye par ye kisi ko bhav nahi dete hai..

everyone looks at her in shock..

ss: aa.. sorry sir wo flow flow mai nikal gaya apke bare mai boht suna hai na km se isliye..

as: aarre ap shama mat magiye koi baat nahi..

ss: wese sir ek sawal pucho apse?!

as: ji puchiye..

ss : sir ap abhi bhi single hai ya apko kisi se pyaar hogaya..

as: apko behena ne itna sab bataya hai toh ye bhi bataya hoga ke hum sirf desh se pyaar krte hai hum aur kisi se pyaar nahi krte..

ss: sir pyaar krte thodi hai pyaar toh bass hojata hai..

as: par hume na aj tak howa kabhi kisi se pyaar. na hum krna chahte hai. aur hume nahi lagta humein kabhi kisi se pyaar hoga bhi...

ks: haa aur humara apne bhai ki shadi mai enjoy krne ka sapna kabhi pura nahi ho payega...

as: sorry behna apka ye sapna toh pura nahi kr payaenge aur na krna chahte hai par wada krte hai iske alawa apka jo bhi sapna hoga na wo zaroor pura karenge..

itne mai waha se ek hott khoobsurat si ladki gusse mai ek admi ko khincte howe lekar aati...

pj : aaree arre ye ap kiya kr rahi hai aise kyu khinchkar la rahi hai usse..

woman (w) : maddam ye admi mujhe bahar abhi ched raha tha aur mujhse badtameezi krne ki bhi koshish kr raha tha..

ks gets angry on listening this and starts beating the man : itni himmat tumhari ek ladki ko chedte ho..

pj stops ks as she was beating him very badly.. and then as by seeing cc says : ap iss ghatiya insaan ko hawalat mai daliye aur ks inki complain likh li je.. and then he was behind the bars and the complain was filed...

w : thank u ap sab ka meri help ke liye..

ks: arre isme thank u ki baat nahi ye toh humara farz hai aur apne boht acha kiya jo aise ghatiya chedne walo ke khilaf complain likhane aayi warna kaffi mahila chup chap sehti reht hai.

w : haan madam mera manna hai kisi bhi mahila ko khamosh nahi baithna chahiye agar usse koi chede toh...

as: ji behenji apne bilkul sahi kaha. boht achi sonch rakhti hai ap.

w: abhi jo bhi howa uski wajh se apko mujhe behenji bulane ki koi zaroorat nahi hai ap already boht shareef lagte hai ap muje mere naam swara se bula sakte hai..

as: abhi aisa kuch nahi bhi howa hota toh bhi hum apko behenji hi bulate..

w : matlab par kyu mujhe har koi apni gf banana chahta hai aur ap mujhe apni behen banaana chahte hai. kyu! ...

ks: kyuke ye pehle se hi aise hai har ladki ko apni behen banalete hai chahe wo kitni bhi dil ki saaf, khubsurat aur achi kyu na ho..

w : aise har mahila ko apni behan banalenge toh shadi kese karenge?

as: hume shadi nahi hi krni hai hum sirf apne desh se pyaar krte hai humesha sirf desh se hi pyaar krte rahenge.... ab agar apke sawwal ke uttar apko mil gaye ho toh hum yaha kisi karya hetu aaye the wo krsakte hai..

w: aa haan ji ji mai chalti hoon and once again thank uh for the help.. she left

ks : shuru krdiya lucknow mai bhi apne aate hi apna raksha bandan yehi hai pehli mahila ya aur bhi banaliye already...

as: aa.. wo bass zyada.. nai apke thane aane se pehle do aur thane gaye the toh waha ke kuch officers thi toh unhe banaliya..

ks : kiya? bhaiya apne officers ko bhi apna behen banaliya..

as: humne toh unhe formally miss kehkar hi bula rahe the aur try kiya tha unhe sirf apna juniors rakhne ki par kuch officers zyada hi flirt kr rahi thi phir banana hi pada behn aur jo flirt nahi kr rahi thi unhe bhi banaliya kyuke ab wese bhi hume aadat hgyi hai aur acha lagta hai har mahila ko apni behen maanaa....

ss: tohh iska matlab ap mujhe bhi apni behn banaoge na kyuke mai bhi mahila hoon...

as: haan kyu nahii aj se ap bhi humari pyari choti behen...

ss: woww thanku sir mujhe humesha se ek bhai chahiya tha...

they both gives each other a big happy smile..

as: acha toh ab ap sab ek ek krke apna formal introduction dedije hume..

ks: ji sir.. si karishma singh reporting

pj: head constable cum counciling ps reporting..

ss: constable ss cyber specialist reporting..

cc: constable cc women psychology specialist reporting..

as: acha wese yaha koi sho ya incharge nahi hai kiya!?

ks: hai na par wo ek imp case ki lead ke liye gayi howi hai...

as: ohh acha hume dusre Thane bhi jana tha toh kab tak ayengi phir wo?